can’t believe everyone’s memeing about Planet of the Bass like Ms Biljana Electronica doesn’t even exist. Does her “When god made man she was only joking” shirt mean nothing to you?
personal headcanon about the Khajiit: the third-person speaking style isn’t a universal rule in Khajiit grammar, but more like the voice you use in polite company, or to show deference to someone. Khajiit use “I” and “me” plenty when they’re speaking with friends and only bust out the “this one welcomes you” when talking to strangers (especially strangers with whom they want to make a good impression, like their customers)
Furthermore, over-using the third person in settings where most people would consider it unnecessary is a stylistic choice that some Khajiit make for varying reasons. Example: J’zargo over-performs deferential politeness because he enjoys the sound of his own name and thinks everyone else deserves to enjoy it, too, as often as grammatically possible.
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